Banking Humor, Money Humor, Speaker Humor

This site has some jokes and sayings on banking and money. Most of the jokes aren’t that funny, but there are a few good ones. Here are some of the ones I liked:

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
—Johnny Carson

If you’d lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money.
—Ben Franklin

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
—Benjamin Franklin

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
—George Bernard Shaw

A robber shoved a note under a bank teller’s window which said, “I’ve got you covered. Hand over all the money in the cage and don’t say a word.” The teller opened the cash drawer and wrote something down. Then he closed the drawer and returned the note to the robber. On the back he had written, “Kindly go to the next window; I’m on my lunch hour.”