Dick Van Patten eats dog food

Yummy! Dick Van Patten is endorsing (and appears to be enjoying) a new brand of dog food that's designed to taste like left-overs. It comes in flavors like spaghetti and meatballs and Chinese take-out.

Wait a minute... why not just feed your dog actual leftovers?

Oh, silly me... why do something that's free, when you can pay for it?